Star Wars Darth Vader Silicone Oven Mitt (C: 1-1-2)
Everybody knows the Dark Side recruiters' slogan, 'Come to the Dark Side. We have cookies.' What most people don't realize is that the members of the Imperial military force actually bake the cookies themselves. It's a rotating thing, like being the duty officer. Only you have to brief your relief officer on how the chocolate chip cookies turned out and whether or not the oven is properly calibrated. Nobody wants to get hurt while you're on Cookie Watch, though. That's why everyone's taken to this Star Wars Darth Vader Silicone Oven Mitt. Big enough to fit any officer's right hand, it's designed to withstand thermal exhaust and has ridges on underside of fingers for better grip. Because there's nothing more embarrassing than tossing your Dark Side cookies.